http://www.tinyjo.net/quotes/ Quotes of all types, selected by Jo QuoteID:159 Messed it up but rest assured,<br>No-one ever thinks they're cured QuoteID:158 Life is too short so love the one you've got<br>'Cause you might get run over or you might get shot QuoteID:157 I was lost and you were found<br>You seemed to stand on solid ground<br>I was weak and you were strong<br>And me and my guitar strummed along QuoteID:156 The people here tend to be lawyers, doctors and professors, and they drive around in Volvos, Audis and Saabs because it is socially acceptable to buy a luxury car as long as it comes from a country hostile to U.S. foreign policy. QuoteID:155 The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. QuoteID:154 I am a soldier. I am a man.<br>I am a prophet. I have a plan.<br>I have a vision. I have a rage.<br>I am a Christ for the atheist age.<br>An empire of shit. A world-wide contagion.<br>Me at it's source : a man, not a nation<br>So kneel before me. Hear me laugh! Hear me lie!<br>For I am a soldier to see the world die. QuoteID:151 No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by. QuoteID:150 Can't you hear the lovebirds crying<br>Far across the deep blue sea?<br>When of others you are thinking<br>Won't you sometimes think of me? QuoteID:149 Even plastic horses get put down.<br>Hey, we all gotta hit the ground. QuoteID:148 In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. QuoteID:147 Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? QuoteID:146 I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect QuoteID:145 Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement, for even the very wise cannot see all ends. QuoteID:144 Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. QuoteID:143 When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. QuoteID:142 You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan,<br>Designed and directed by his red right hand. QuoteID:141 I can say it will be fine,<br>It's a beautiful lie so please<br>Don't leave it all up to me. QuoteID:140 Nobody knows, nobody cares that I die on the inside,<br>Nobody sees the lie that is me cos I smile on the outside,<br>Nobody knows, nobody cares that I walk on the wrong side,<br>Nobody, nobody, nobody but you QuoteID:139 I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end. QuoteID:138 You came upon me carving some kind of little figure out of wood and you said, 'Why don't you make something for me?'<br>I asked you what you wanted, and you said, 'A box.'<br>'What for?'<br>'To put things in.'<br>'What things?'<br>'Whatever you have,' you said.<br>Well here's your box. Nearly everything I have is in it, and it is not full. Pain and excitement are in it, and feeling good or bad and evil thoughts and good thoughts - the pleasure of design and some despair and the indescribable joy of creation.<br>And on top of these are all the gratitude and love I have for you.<br>And still the box is not full.